Brad_Hawthorne
Darron
I had no idea vegetarians liked their ham to taste like chicken ?
If they're vegetarians, how would they know what chicken tastes like? 
Makes me think of this from the matrix:
"Mouse: That's exactly my point. Exactly. Because you have to wonder: how do the machines know what Tasty Wheat tasted like? Maybe they got it wrong. Maybe what I think Tasty Wheat tasted like actually tasted like oatmeal, or tuna fish. That makes you wonder about a lot of things. You take chicken, for example: maybe they couldn't figure out what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes like everything."