A lawyer boarded an airplane in Halifax with a box of frozen crabs and
>asked a blond stewardess to take care of them for him.
>
>She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He
>advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying
>frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and
>proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
>
>Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
>
>Shortly before landing in Toronto, she used the intercom to announce to the
>entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in Halifax, please
>raise your hand?"
>
>Not one hand went up .... so she took them home and ate them.
>
>Two lessons here:
>1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
>2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folk think.