Just the thread I was looking for.
I RMAd my card for highly irritating coil whine under load on top of the obvious thermalpadgate.
I received my "new" replacement card today and by new I sure as hell mean refurb. I am furious. $500, 60 days since purchase. If I had a 1080 I would throw it in a fit of rage. They offered to refund a purchase I made through a reseller... But won't give me a real new retail card? This thing is b stock... Probably c stock. I PAYED FOR A+ STOCK.
First, a CS supervisor setup my original RMA and screwed it up. Set it up as standard, not advanced, and ended up costing me 2 extra business days until moving to round two of the approval because my queue position was probably reset.
Second, this same person promised me MULTIPLE times a NEW, RETAIL card. I asked, explicitly 3+ times -- every time it was confirmed it would not be refurb.
My card is like... 60 days old. They didn't even bother to change the backplate. The card they sent me had bent fins, some sort of adhesive on the pcb by the pins, there is dust all in the cracks and narrow grooves, scratches all over the shroud, the LED panel, there is grease from the pads or whatever all over the backplate (looks like a backplate in use for 6 months, BNIB was not like this crap)... I'm not cleaning up their sloppy refurb QA. It's barely even refurb. It's just straight up effin used.
What the hell EVGA? Even the goddamn rubber caps are FILTHY and caked with dust.
I asked three reps independent what was done to these cards. I'll share in case anyone thinks EVGA is actually doing something other than sending you someone else's busted card after they slap some pads on it and flash a new vbios:
1. Flash new VBIOS that increases fan speed/noise and apparently somehow they've managed to raise users temps from what I'm reading. Great work there.
2. Install new thermal pads
3. Send it to you
That's it folks. Don't waste your time. Have them send you the pads or whatever and skip the VBIOS unless you plan on running furmark 24/7 under the biggest load you can throw at it.
If you have an FTW they claim to certify it but lets face it. We wouldn't be here if they didn't cut corners on assembly or QC or wherever on their top tier/binned product. They even offered me a refund which in hindsight I should have just taken and bought a new card, because if this is what EVGA premium cards are in 2016 I'll find a different OEM if EVGA can't even get their act together here.
Every single person with a pending RMA should email the support manager and demand a brand new in box advance replacement.
I'd upload pics of this garbage but I didn't even take it home. It's sitting in my desk at work back in the box and going right back to EVGA tomorrow.