Yes, I feel your pain.......   All we want to do.. is CRUNCH something....
At least it would be a competition then......

Afterburner
48 hours and not one task! This is frustrating...

Something must be wrong with your setup AB, there is no reason you would not get WUs from the server.
 
Is there a firewall, antivirus , maybe setting in your router blocking WUs?
Do you get primegrid WU?
I turned on computers that have not run in a few weeks and they got work. Right away.
Is it just one computer? Can you try another computer and see if it gets work?
 

How often are the stats updated???? every hour??

Finally got some tasks.. yay...

I've been getting tasks consistently for the last 12 hrs.
 
Didn't fill up a bunker but I've been crunching since yesterday to get a running start.

HK-Steve
How often are the stats updated???? every hour??

Yes, I think Seti.Germany updates their stats hourly, even though WCG's site only updates every 12 hours.

Punchy

Afterburner
I am still not getting any! lol

What does the BOINC log file say?
Have you checked your WCG preferences under "My Projects" to see what's enabled?  The only project with a decent amount of work is OpenZika, so make sure that one is checked.

Forgive me Punchy, I did not see your question until just now. 
 
Log says... No Task Sent/No tasks are available for the applications you have selected. Over and over and over again. I will just run Collatz tonight and see what the morning brings...
 
In WCG I have OpenZika, Stop TB, Clean energy 2 and any new projects. 

Just rolled out of bed after 5hrs sleep..... I see we are in 8th, nice work everyone....
I am looking forward to some pie..

Statistics Last Updated:11/15/16 23:59:59 (UTC) [16 hour(s) ago, Where are you seeing we are in 8th Place?
Found it 10th Place now: https://www.seti-germany.de/wcg/stats_team_all.php?proj=wcg&lang=en
Sorry No Pies for this Challenge, their are no usable individual Point that I can find to use.
 
This seems to be the upfront that Team China  46,773,524 has the hold on the lead.

My post was 10hrs ago.. looks like we do not have the same CPU power of the teams above us....