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Re:OMG, I just laughed soo hard 2 (norris, failures, cats and other sanity saving humor)
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 “The fascination of flight can't be expressed with words. But it really lies beyond the capabilities of human endeavor. Once you've experienced it, you'll never be able to forget it.” - Friedrich Oblessor
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Re:OMG, I just laughed soo hard 2 (norris, failures, cats and other sanity saving humor)
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Re:OMG, I just laughed soo hard 2 (norris, failures, cats and other sanity saving humor)
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I can only see about 12% of these pictures, but what I can has been simply awesome.
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“The fascination of flight can't be expressed with words. But it really lies beyond the capabilities of human endeavor. Once you've experienced it, you'll never be able to forget it.” - Friedrich Oblessor
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Re:OMG, I just laughed soo hard 2 (norris, failures, cats and other sanity saving humor)
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Re:OMG, I just laughed soo hard 2 (norris, failures, cats and other sanity saving humor)
2010/12/10 10:08:28
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this thread is full of win!!!
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Re:OMG, I just laughed soo hard 2 (norris, failures, cats and other sanity saving humor)
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Re:OMG, I just laughed soo hard 2 (norris, failures, cats and other sanity saving humor)
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Little Johnny desperately wanted a bright red wagon for Christmas. His friends were writing letters to Santa Claus, so Johnny decided to do them one better.
"Dear Jesus," he wrote, "If I get a red wagon for Christmas, I will not fight with my brother Hank for a year." Then Johnny thought, 'Oh, no, Hank is such a brat, I could never, ever keep that promise.' So Johnny threw away the letter and wrote another one.
"Dear Jesus, if I get a red wagon for Christmas, I will eat all my vegetables for a year." Then Johnny thought, 'Oh, no, that means spinach and asparagus. Yuck! I could never ever keep that promise.'
Then Johnny had an idea. He threw away the paper and went downstairs to the living room. From the mantel above the fireplace, he grabbed the family's statue of the Virgin Mary. Taking the statue to the kitchen he wrapped it in newspapers then stuffed the newspapers into a grocery bag. He took the package upstairs to his room, opened the closet and placed the whole works in the farthest, darkest corner. Then he closed the closet door tightly, took a new sheet of paper and wrote: "Dear Jesus. If you ever want to see your mother again..."
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2010/12/10 21:02:37
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Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five dots.
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2010/12/10 21:04:34
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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: 'No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.'
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2010/12/10 21:05:45
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Tech support: 'Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager.'
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: 'P'.....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
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Re:OMG, I just laughed soo hard 2 (norris, failures, cats and other sanity saving humor)
2010/12/10 21:19:42
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never attempt to remove a fly from your friends head with a meat cleaver .
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Re:OMG, I just laughed soo hard 2 (norris, failures, cats and other sanity saving humor)
2010/12/10 22:41:36
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Yo Joe the "and then the trouble started " ones were great :)
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Re:OMG, I just laughed soo hard 2 (norris, failures, cats and other sanity saving humor)
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Marriage is like a deck of cards.......
In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end.............. you'll wish you had a $%&*# club and a spade
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Re:OMG, I just laughed soo hard 2 (norris, failures, cats and other sanity saving humor)
2010/12/11 19:01:09
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My computers are liquid cooled while my vehicles are air cooled.  
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Re:OMG, I just laughed soo hard 2 (norris, failures, cats and other sanity saving humor)
2010/12/12 03:27:17
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for xray ;) 
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Re:OMG, I just laughed so hard 2 (Why so serious?)
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An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside… “Guido, I wan’ you lissin-a me. I wan’ you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me.” “But grandpa, I really don’t like guns. How about you leave me your nice Rolex watch instead?” “You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man… Whatta are you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, ‘Time’s Up’?”
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Re:OMG, I just laughed so hard 2 (Why so serious?)
2010/12/12 19:44:54
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