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We all know what zombies like.  The like braaaains.  But that's just in general.  Zombies come from all walks of after-life.
 
What do zombie laundresses worry about?  Staaaaains.
How do zombies get to work?  Traaaaaains.
What does the zombie doctor cure?  Paaains.
What do zombie poets write?  Quatraaaains.
And the zombie songwriter?  Refraaains.

Ok that gif not cool get rid of that ASAP
 
and to fix such a poor taste idea of a post..
Never say no to Panda
 

 

 
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lol they would work better than normal ones. I know coz i got a small bit of tungsten carbide embedded in my cornea. Stupid safety glasses my a$$

I can't believe you guys let this thread fall to the second page. 

Well you have to admit, that was a good Kodak moment..;)

Don't take offense, but you should have just done what I did. PM the person, and let him know it's inappropriate, and he should edit the post before he gets in trouble or something.
 
Nevermind!  Regular members should not feel obligated to do this when it's the Mods job.      

no offense take xray, and i do agree with u that I shud've pm'd.. my bad lol...  

I thought this is funny, hope you guys enjoy it as well:
 
So today as we were leaving school, my friend Ashely was taking me home since we carpool.  We got stopped on the freeway by a Highway patrolman for speeding.  The patrolmen came up, asked for Drivers License/ Ins., so Ashely handed it to him.  As the patrolman finished writing the ticket and begin to handed to my friend.  Ashely asked the officer "So I heard that the Highway Patrol Officer Ball is going to start next week, is this ticket my invitation?"  The officer replied "Huh? Excuse me? Highway Patrol Officers don't have any balls."  A second afterward, the officer realizes what he just said, takes the ticket, rips it in pieces.  The officer looked at my friend and said "You have safe drive today", and walks back to his cruiser with his head down.  
 
The joke does not belong to me, I just kind of twisted it.  Thanks for reading :)
-BlackKnight.KTN

I found mr freeze at a rave??

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We're having fun now!

haha this brought me back to my childhood.  my dad owns a much bigger machine then this one, but he used to give me rides just like that.  the reason he would spin in circles was to heat the oil up in the main drive.  this then let him change the oil.  i just got a free ride out of it :)

 
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem.  A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lip stick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. 

Every night the maintenance man would remove them, and the next day the girls would put them back. 

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.  She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man.  She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses). 

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. 

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.  Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror. 

There are teachers ... And then there are educators