*Wanders in and tries to set fire to a few of the cars with fireworks.*  Who wants to play a game of dodgeball?  You dodge, I try to shoot you with rockets!

We're "up" for the dodge-ball and I have my grill all cleaned off with a place all warmed up for the two of you!  Where should I mail the remains, understanding that I'll probably be able to get them into a very flat box.  If it fits, it ships! 
 
PS: A tainted chicken-neck will also go inside of Mad's box at no extra charge.    We have more too!
 
PSS:  And for Shy, (because we didn't want to forget you)  a Hello-Kitty furr-ball that has an odd odor for some reason...

BTW.. Anyone else notice that we are only on the "Seeding round" on the contest page. All other charts, we are absent... 
 
https://sites.google.com/...s/2013-team-comparison

Yep, "Mr. Mahem" himself...
 

OK F&F Folders, laying aside that any of our challenges as a team are the sole responsibility of "Mr. Mahem", I have a question.
 
So, I'm looking over the differences between those FAHaholics and our team and we're currently trailing them by ~688K in Contest Points.  What do we (can we) do to deal with that gap at this point?  I've tried to understand the full dynamics of the points system, but if you can decipher that "formula from mathematics hell", you are a much better person that I.    I'm not complaining about the contest design either.  This is strictly a question about what can we do given where we are right now to take the spot from those boozin' FAHboys. 

It wouldn't do any good.  I can't recruit you and if you're talking about taking out a hit, Madrias already runs the "Madness Mafia" 'round here and you'd have to deal with him first. 

But isn't it a combination of factors that feeds into the Contest Points for the Team?  When you say "more powa" does that mean just more overproduction or what?

OK, that's what I was trying to understand and the 125% thing is something that I didn't know.  I was looking at the differences between the two teams this evening and just couldn't put my finger on what was driving that difference in our standings.  There are a lot of similarities in the two teams (other than we may be less inebriated). 
 
Keep being playful...

*Wanders in juggling water balloons over Hocky's rigs*
 
You sure they won't crash?  Got insurance for water damage?

Mornin F&F Folders!! 
 
A word from Dom....

 
Crank it up and let's take 1st!!! 

Hearing footsteps are we?
 
 
 
 
 

Afterburner

HEY!!

We have a drafter on our bumpers!! Use the big window in front of you and ignore the little one in the back. As long as we keep pushing, they will remain in our exhaust 

 

Ankle-bitin' heel nibblers...it would be so bad if they weren't wearing those "bunny slippers".

Today's load of Bigadvs should drop into the kitty within the next hour or so.  That will help a bit since I haven't unloaded much all day and I'm feelin' a bit bound up (gurgle).  The 8101 WUs have come a visitin' again and are slowing things down a bit.  But, if I can just get a certain Insaniac to sit riiigghht under this splat zone I can sleep well tonight knowin' that the F&F took a dump on 'em! 

Fanatical Folders have just "snatched us baldheaded" and Insaniacs are playin' with our underwear again.  We gotta get goin'...hit the NOS Team!! 

Nooooo...see we're the smaller fish in the bathtub right now FoldCo.  Ya gotta go for the deepest pockets!!  Aim your Legal Department at those law-breakin', rich with points, Fanatical Folders and FAHaholics.